Monday, October 15, 2012

Suppy suppy puppy

Welcome to my blog, ladies, gents, and lizards. I have no reason for being here. Then again, neither does this car and it exists so there you have it.

Note: Not my car. Yet.

On a related note, I named this blog Sour Cream + Onion because I can. I wanted to use the Juggalo Name Generator to come up with something cooler (it worked for Childish Gambino, right?), but the generator's response was literally "HAHA YOU FELL FOR IT YA F***IN A** CLOWN DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND GO KILL YOURSELF", which was too long for Blogspot's standards probably.

I guess Juggaho's are really into psychology.

After consoling myself that I would never be able to practice the life of a rapping clown, I turned to some Lay's SC+O. Ergo, blog title. Also because they are my favorite chip, and I think that says a lot about me as a person -- what that lot is, I am less sure of. It tastes neither like sour cream, nor like onions, and I like that. So whatever you derive from that explanation fully encompasses who I am fundamentally as a person. 

This is a bad artistic rendering of me. I actually have more than 3 eyelashes. Probably.
As you can see, this will not be one of those blogs where I add in witty pictures that I drew to complement my point; I instead will sometimes include relevant pictures that I find on the internet and I hope are witty but who knows.

In conclusion, I digress.

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